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hoc-block

Douchebags who obstruct the view of a hockey game by moving around and getting out of their seats without waiting for the whistle. Most hoc-blocks include first time hockey spectators, drunk assholes, and families with small children (which are the only acceptable hoc-blocks).
"Dude these hoc-blocks need to sit the fuck down, I can't see the game!"
by riaaa17 February 1, 2010
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sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023
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Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.
Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!
by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012
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Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one
She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.
by Dummydum November 27, 2020
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Uworld block

A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.
"hey wanna get dinner"
"sorry im out ! gonna do a uworld block! "
by Starzforeva December 4, 2017
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Boomer Blocked

Boomer Blocked

When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
I was sticking up for him in the comments, but I got Boomer Blocked along with the trolls!
by Mr.Amanojaku August 18, 2020
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coke-block

When another restaurant goer steps in front of you preventing you from gaining access to the soda fountain. Either due to their indecisiveness or total lack of self-awareness.
Guy #1: Dude, where have you been? Our food is getting cold.

Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!
by mma206 September 17, 2010
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