Douchebags who obstruct the view of a hockey game by moving around and getting out of their seats without waiting for the whistle. Most hoc-blocks include first time hockey spectators, drunk assholes, and families with small children (which are the only acceptable hoc-blocks).
by riaaa17 February 1, 2010

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.
Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.
by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one
by Dummydum November 27, 2020

A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.
by Starzforeva December 4, 2017

Boomer Blocked
When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
by Mr.Amanojaku August 18, 2020

When another restaurant goer steps in front of you preventing you from gaining access to the soda fountain. Either due to their indecisiveness or total lack of self-awareness.
Guy #1: Dude, where have you been? Our food is getting cold.
Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!
Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!
by mma206 September 17, 2010
