Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

by Sickboydave January 9, 2017

lovesick blindness

The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.

Aw shit Abby you have lovesick blindness, so I’ll be your wingman.

by FlyingKitten35 November 17, 2017

Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"

Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"

by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

Dust Behind The Ears

Noun

The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.

Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"

Examples: "I heard Nick got Dust Behind The Ears with Miss Ellen after work"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 12, 2019

Man Behind The Slaughter

3 Words. William - Fucking - Afton

'it's been so long~ since last i've seen my son lost to this monster~ to the man behind the slaughter~

by PhantomDeku April 15, 2021

Get yo behind back to class

What kids of higher grades say to lower grade kids when walking through the hall to the next class.

*6th grader walks through hall without pass.
*8th grader replies "Get yo behind back to class"

by That kid! February 13, 2012

Conundrum from behind

Getting rammed up the ass

My boyfriend caused a real conundrum from behind last night!

by Nipples14 June 16, 2016