bless your phone

Send a nude or receive a nude

I'm trying to bless your phone

by Zamnn zaddy June 5, 2017

blessed

to get yo dick sucked in the middle of the street.

yo man, this homeless lady followed me to the bus-stop and blessed me for two tic-tacs and a frankfurter.

by beast October 10, 2003

blepshu

(v) to blep while saying shu.

The cat blepshued at me.

by DaFloofyCat November 22, 2020

bleasdale

A gigantic fart, letting blease, a fart so big it rattles the yorksire dales!

Woahhh matt you've just let off a bleasdale , killed some sheep there mate !

by kayfff October 16, 2013

bleshing

A blessing made after one too many glasses of wine.

I'd like to make a bleshing…

by parallaxdb November 28, 2013

good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

by judebrewer May 23, 2018

Bless In The Sky

A Phrase that obviously means you have received a blessing from from the heavens/jesus/god.

"Yo I just found a 20 dollar bill on the street, it's a bless in the sky!!!"

by Boxden User September 7, 2013