ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022

SHIT BLASTER

the ass

Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.

by weave March 27, 2003

colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010

Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.

Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.

by Squaresvillefan March 14, 2013

dooky blaster

after sex if the girl is taking a crap and has her legs spread you go into the bathroom and fuck her while she's on the bowl.

after i fucked you mom i gave her a dooky blaster.

by vasilie March 5, 2004

Rasta blaster

A hilariously large spliff, a Jolly Green Giant

"Alright man, you comin for a rasta blaster"

by 4Days May 27, 2006

vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

by George McLean February 2, 2007