Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.
I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!
by Orekansas March 29, 2022
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Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 18, 2023
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Blanket check

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.
Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.
by Tharealgang45 July 26, 2019
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blanket picture

Send me a blanket picture
by mugguffin February 03, 2018
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Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”
by McCrizzle_ October 15, 2018
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aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.
She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .
by AspergersBear January 28, 2018
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Blanket pussy

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep
by bich-chan April 16, 2021
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