The birds and the bees

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.

My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?

Me: Well you now, Breadbin Urie once said...

by Nika_dww November 18, 2019

Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021

what are the birds doing

The slang used to desribe what is left on a bare chest after a man has ejaculated his man juice on to it.

I gave this girl a wicked pearl necklace last night with my hot steamy load.

by Xopher October 30, 2003

FEED THE BIRDS

Nathan Fillion, a brilliant actor, coined this famously popular original phrase. "Feed the birds" is used as a way to congratulate, or give props to someone. Here is its meaning as he describes it on his Twitter page:

"This is the new High Five. It is called: FEED THE BIRDS."

Nathan Fillion, the extraordinarily talented, hot, handsome star of "Firefly", "Serenity", and "Castle", just to mention a few of the fine roles of this Emmy-winning performer, also says "Feed the birds" in his show "Castle".

Its short form is FTB

Here are some of Nathan Fillion's quotes as examples:

Example #1:

Nathan Fillion: Just did a Feed the Birds in episode three of Castle. Also, tried to squeeze in obscure Firefly reference. Bam, said the lady.

Example #2:

Nathan Fillion: "First, an Emmy, dinner with friends, wrap it up with @thedanband. Let's call it a perfect evening. Feed the birds."

Example #3:

Nathan Fillion: "Interesting. Guest star was supposed to call me Castle, but instead called me Captain. Feed the birds."

Example #4:

Nathan Fillion: "I saw so many of you have donated to the Children's Hospital Triathlon... I'm thrilled. And touched. Thanks. Really, really thanks... you. Feed the birds, all of you. Extra feed. Extra birds."

Example #5:

Query: When you say "Feed the birds", are you the feeder or the fed?

Nathan Fillion: "The person getting props gets fed."

by Kcat10 July 16, 2010

birds

Two best friends that prance on the beaches of San Clemente

"Bryanna and Nicole are BIRDS!!!"

by Butt April 18, 2005

Angry birds better than pvz

Pvz is worse ea fault

Angry birds better than pvz

by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021

Shooting Birds

For a man to ejaculate. More often than not prematurely.

Yo, dude I was with Karen last night and I shot birds all over her chest.

Sick, bro! I hooked up with Maria and I spent the entire night shooting birds on her belly and her little nippies.

by analnugget October 13, 2019