Half a Bastard

Being put inside the wumb before marriage and being born after

Dominick Hulett is a half a bastard

by TwoFinger69 August 27, 2010

Miserable bastard

A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".

"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"

"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."

by ktmboy August 20, 2008

whistling bastard

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.

holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!

by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008

Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.

Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.

by street rave dave October 3, 2008

bury the bastard

verb

1. To fornicate sans prophylactics

- I fucked Sandra last night.
- You wear a rubber?
- No. I buried the bastard.

by Jeff T August 3, 2005

Bastard's Dozen

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!

Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.

by World B. Free December 14, 2008

mofo bastard

a person (usually a guy) that may annoy, disturb, or flat out piss you off til the point you want to dislocate their jaw. someone (most of the time a dude) who talks shit about othr people because they think they r bettr than evry1 but dont make jokes about the little hussies that follow him/them around.

if that mofo bastard dont quit talkin bout her. im kickin his mexican ass!!!

by atrishae May 7, 2008