barking rats

The noise when you shit air out of your ass.

Jesus Christ, James. Keep those barking rats in your ass.

by I LOVE CORONA!!!! July 11, 2004

barking rock koala

to fart loudly and blame it on an invisible thing

i just heard a barking rock koala ( but have actually just farted)

by bazal-brush March 28, 2007

balsinger

someone who likes to give/receive a crumpkin.
also see crumpkin.

Last night i hooked up with a balsinger.

by jay savage January 31, 2008

Barfing Glitter

Barfing glitter is a phenomenon that occurs when someone is such a disgustingly "perfect" little Mary-Sue that glitter begins to form in their gastronomical places (stomach, intestines, etc), and causes such buildup that needs to be extricated from the body in some way.
Aforementioned Mary-Sue-like person will then begin to gracefully vomit, pouring glitter upon everyone (s)he meets.

Girl #1: Wow, Mr. Brown! Cool shoes!
Girl #2: You're just barfing glitter everywhere...

by The-Walrus-Is-In December 29, 2010

Barling

Laughing while in pain

Sean was barling while his stomach hurt

by Tetoe123 September 28, 2015

t-baring

VERB.
A math term. In algebra when you are currently in the act of T-baring. T-baring gives you two solutions.

Visual: (x+4)|(x-4)
-----------
x+4=0 |x-4=0
x= -4 |x= 4

"You would then T-bar to get your two solutions."
"We are currently in the act of T-baring."

by 3mber February 17, 2008

Basingstoke

Get a grip!

From the Gilbert and Sullivan opera Ruddigore

A: *goes on and on on some hysterical riff*
B: Basingstoke!

by Korora April 15, 2004