When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.
Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

by getsodark June 10, 2022

A girl with big batty and front which gives head to boys to beat her high score these girls usually learn to give head by using brain licker.
Barking abbey school girl sumaiyah gave head to all the boys in year 9 and she saw it as an achievement.
by W.a.s.d. October 16, 2019

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.
by ilovegum November 20, 2015

by J1_6 September 22, 2023

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone
by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018
