Will Barber Starkey

A small cock bag, well below 5ft. His favorite meal is a dingle berry crumble, a yummy recipe made out of a collection of shit, moslty from wills own bum hole. No one likes him, and he is insulted everywhere he goes. His response is to cry.

Hey will, you're a cockbag.

Will Barber Starkey runs away crying

by Angry Popeye May 28, 2011

Kieran Barter

A full on twatbag. One who likes to think they're cool but is secretly gay.

That bloke over there is such a Kieran Barter

by Do I give a fuck June 29, 2011

hannah barbera

A really cute, amazing, beautiful, pretty, fine, and overall fantastic person. She is everything a man needs in his life.

Did you see hannah Barbera? She is looking beautiful.

by z0mb1e5lasher33 June 25, 2017

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009

Barber

Someone who enjoys playing with and shaving pubic hair

"he's not my homie, he's my barber, takes care of my pubes n shit"

by Cherry Popin' X May 22, 2006

carnival barker

One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.

Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."

by Gribbles December 16, 2007

Barter Town

The runner of which is the dominate alpha male. Generally contested by random competitions, the winner has bragging rights and must must acknowledged as the runner of Barter Town by all other competitors until he loses

After an intense game of Scrabble between Leroy and Jethro

Jethro - "Who run Barter Town bitch"
Leroy - "You run Barter Town Jethro"
Jethro - "Damn Straight"

by Sh1fty0ne October 21, 2010