Brandon 

A Meme Shit Lord

Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi

Brandon by SenkaXD June 10, 2016

Brandon 

A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.

God damnit, your being such a brandon.

Brandon by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Brandon 

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.

Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon

Brandon by MrToasty November 5, 2015

Brandon 

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up

Damn fuckin Brandon!

Brandon by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016

Brandon 

a faggot with a small ass dick the size of hunter's

Brandon is such a brandon smh.

Brandon by Brandon Cart Urban November 28, 2016

Brandon 

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.

You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.

Brandon by phuckyew December 21, 2016

Brandon 

The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart

He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.

Brandon by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017