akitoyaphilosopher

A loser who draws akitoya kissing in the school bathroom.

I am an akitoyaphilosopher and I'm proud

by akitoyanui October 2, 2025

Akitu

April 1st, the celebration of Assyrian New Year, aka “Kha bnissan”

Are you rocking your khumala again this akitu?

by Tumha November 2, 2025

Akrithi

Another name for a super calm and loving girl, with beautiful silky hair. Her laugh can melt hearts, and likes food. Akrithi loves stuffed toys, and I would definitely recommend having an akrithi in your life. They can be called aki in short.
An akrithi can never get angry, will be fast to panic and overthink but are responsible creatures.

One should also beware of an akrithi, letting them drive can prove to be fatal. Hence get on at you're own risk.

In general, 10/10 everyone should get one

It's just an exam. Don't akrithi over it.

by grandmother in a wheelchair November 10, 2025

Akrithi

An akrithi is a very cool person. They will usually have a few screws loose. They are not so calm, and tend to panic very easily, and have serious stress issues, and overthinking problems. They are not to be trusted with vehicles, and letting them drive is a dangerous and thrilling sport. They have very smooth and cool fluffy hair, and glasses make them look pretty. They are very understanding, and will never argue or scream at you. They are the epitome of female civilization. If you have one in youre life, just know, they are always correct. Don't argue with them. It is better that way.

Why are you being an akrithi bro. It's just an exam...

by grandmother in a wheelchair November 10, 2025

Arcite

the collest redjack in the tower

Wow that redjack Arcite is really cool standing next to Lord Shaxx

by arcite January 2, 2026

jim akitt lund

an asshole.

youre being such a jim akitt lund today!

by insanetaco5423 May 9, 2011

Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015