Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!

"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"

by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020

Anal Chutney

A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.

Jason ate so many prunes his diarrhea looked like an anal chutney.

by BDizzle55 November 17, 2015

anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles

I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.

by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015

anal plane

Where you drop the soap and someone comes in really fast and inserts the penis in the butt

I can't drop the soap without getting a anal plane.

by cracker slacker May 7, 2015

Revenge anal

A fun form of revenge that involves penetrating your victim anally. The act is best preformed at night when the victim is sleeping. The penetrator is carefull not to awaken the victim in their preparation to violate their victim anally. At some point a penis or object is rammed into the victims anus, full force, usually without lubrication or any form of warning. The act is not exclusive to male and female couples. The act of "revenge anal" has been documented between two females as well as two males.

Hot sauce or other irritants to the anus have also been known to be placed on the object or penis to increase the efficiency of this effective revenge tactic.

Amanda: "You anal revenged me last night while I was sleeping and it really hurt, you just rammed it in no remorse".

Franklin: "That's what happens when you try and dominate me in social settings, You get "revenge analed".

by Frankyjr December 25, 2013

Anal Puke

Liquid shit out the ass, after a long night of Mexican food.

Maaaaaan, i ate that taco bell last night and now i have a serious case of anal puke.

by Bobby Joseph Linares December 23, 2010

anal lips

the baggy skin that can occur around the anal ringhole as a result of fervent penetration with any manner of objects

"yo bitch, your stinking sphincter is so loose you could hold a cigarette in between those anal lips"

by fuckheads August 4, 2006