the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.
by SOAK666 September 24, 2013
Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum
Jarsquatter
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum
Jarsquatter
by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011
A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!
by NotANameWaster July 12, 2020
Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.
WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.
WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.
by Workless September 30, 2011
Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.
God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.
by Plautus August 15, 2010
Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles
by Brady Ovens July 19, 2015