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contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.
Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.
by Speck Speck February 7, 2018
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empty glass

a glass usually made of glass material that is not filled with something
Give me a beer I have an empty glass
by coolperson101101101 November 19, 2013
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Empty Sack

The residual garbage you are left with after a failed sexual experience; an unfilled condom.
#1
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"

Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."

#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"

Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS July 13, 2016
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Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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emptying

emptying the dog means "dog-walking".
I'm emptying the dog.
by Kenneth Keen November 24, 2023
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Empty Small Talk

Doesn't mean anything and I STILL don't care about rape.
Hym "Empty Small Talk and nothing more I still hate all of these people and don't want to be a part of any of their lives for any amount of time and if I am not allowed to remove myself from this situation in a way that does not leave me bereft or requires me to accept and conditions or change anything I'm doing in any way shape or form I will inevitably murder a child because I refuse to willing be cut out of all of the money I am being used to make."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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