n. The state of never having consumed an alchoholic beverage. If you drink atleast a champagne glass full, you have lost your alcohol virginity. Becoming drunk is not necessary.

Person 1: So what did you do last night, bro?
Person 2: Just lost my alcohol virginity at a party.
Person 1: Congrats.

Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. My parents want me to keep my alcohol virginity until I'm 21.

Alcohol Virginity by gEeSe_Go_HoNk October 15, 2011

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palcoholic

When someone keeps adding friends on facebook and can't help it. They can have upwards of 2000 friends, obviously not knowing a vast majority of them. Its like they are addicted to adding people!

Guy 1: Did you see how many friends your girlfriend has on facebook?

Guy 2: Yea dude, she has like 5,000. I see she adds people every day. It shows up on my news feed all the time, its so annoying. She's a total palcoholic.

Guy 1: Fer sure.

palcoholic by 72cutlassmike72 January 18, 2011

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talcoholic

A person who is addicted to getting drunk by inserting alcohol-soaked tampons into his or her lower orifices.

Why is that chick so drunk when she hasn't been drinking?

Oh, her? She's a talcoholic.

talcoholic by Daisy Mae Horton September 30, 2012

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