Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Alarm Button

A metaphorical or literal button that sends you into full panic mode. Whether it's waking you up at an ungodly hour, triggering anxiety in stressful situations, or being the last resort in a crisis—pressing the "alarm button" means it's time to freak out or act fast. Often associated with early mornings, deadlines, and life's unexpected curveballs.

I hit the alarm button when I realized my 50-word essay was due in an hour. I’m such a slow typer!

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019

upchuck alarm

When you burp before you throw up.

Michelle used her upchuck alarm to guide her to the bathroom before she wretched.

by onthefarside14 June 13, 2014

Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023

Alarm, alArm, alarM

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 28, 2025