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Agent 47

A fictional baldheaded hitman from the video game series “Hitman”. He is known by 3 names “Agent 47”, “The Apex Predator”, and “Tobias Rieper”, and I also believe he is a gayfuck
Frank: Yoo dawg, I just hired this bald-ass hitman for my shit

Tyrone: Why the fuck would you hire a fucking bald hitman

Frank: Cause that bald freak is Agent 47 yoooo

Tyrone: I dont give a fuck *n-word*
by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 6, 2025
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Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.
“ Wait you like agents of shield
yasssssssss
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx
by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021
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Agent bunny

Agent bunny has a pisskink. That says enough but anyways, even though they have a pisskink he is still very dope. If you ever need someone to talk to go to Agent bunny.<3
Omg is that Agent bunny. I heard that they are one of the best people.
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Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness
by evevev July 7, 2021
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