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Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020
mugGet the Absolute Garden Gnomemug.

The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.
Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.
by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019
mugGet the The Absolute Soupmug.

Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.
John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.
by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025
mugGet the Absolute Social Rejectmug.

Absolutely Perfect

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist
by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024
mugGet the Absolutely Perfectmug.

absolute gamer

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019
mugGet the absolute gamermug.

absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019
mugGet the absolute fuckin unitmug.

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