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National Kobe and Gigi day

Friend 1 why’d you yell Kobe and Gigi. Friend 2 cuz it’s national Kobe and Gigi day to honor them.
by sadday101 January 28, 2020
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David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.
David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
by C44444 January 2, 2019
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going out like kobe

To die in a fiery explosion, going out in a blaze of glory
Fuck nursing homes, when I get too old to wipe my ass I'm going out like Kobe.
by The bootynator January 26, 2020
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Part-Time Kobe Fan

Someone who tries to be all for Kobe when he's on top and jump of the bandwagon when he doesn't win the championship.
"Now that the Finals are over, all the Part-Time Kobe Fans went and sold their jerseys on Ebay, so they could go buy Paul Pierce's jersey, just so they can be on his bandwagon for a year, and go buy someone else's jersey after that."
by Kbsboo August 4, 2008
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August 24 National Kobe Day

National Kobe day to honor the legend Kobe Bryant, he will love on forever. Mamba mentality!
P1: It’s August 24 National Kobe Day!

P2: YO I better go out in my Bryant jersey!
by foaming lizard February 3, 2020
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Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.
Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.
by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024
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Kobe

The purest form of focus. To be “Kobe” is to be driven to the fullest in any field you want to fulfill, and to be focused on greatness while doing it.

Part of speech: Adjective
Person 1: Wow, he’s really driven, isn’t he?
Person 2: Yeah, you could say he’s Kobe right now.
Person 1: You’re right, only Kobe himself would have a drive like this.
by SADNessSZN May 18, 2020
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