Fluting

When you blow a males penis to the side and twiddle our fingers across the mans penis, like how you would play a flute.

"You like sucking? Well I like fluting. I love to flute. It is so sexy!"

by FlutatiousBaby February 20, 2018

/flute

Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band

Oy mate, you wanna play some ESO?
Nah theres always conts using the /flute command everywhere

by Mjolkpaket March 6, 2018

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Flute

A beautiful woodwind instrument played by beautiful or handsome people. Often flute players are very smart.

Hey, I wish I played flute. She sounds so graceful playing the flute!

by Lil’Dorito February 25, 2017

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016