Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

pussy flute

Well you see...
It's just a pussy flute.
No definition needed.
You just know...

John: What time is it?
Mary: Pussy flute
John: Understandable, have a nice day

by Dr. Purtle April 8, 2021

Flute

A meth pipe. Slang so you can ask for one in front of "normal" people(who don't use meth).

You got a flute? I'll pack it

by DyerQ1® December 9, 2025

electric flute

Slang for Vape or E-Cigarette
Typically used by minors

Yo g, set me your that electric flute
Course I got you bro

by m2iox December 9, 2019

Flute Car

Flute Car is a car that has a horrible suspension and when it brakes, it sounds like someone failing to play the Flute.

Ayo, look at that, it's Flute Car.

by 2Curvy February 21, 2021

Fluted

Fellatio with anal penetration using a finger. Thought to be named after the shape of a flute resembling a penis, and the fingers covering the holds resembling the anal penetration. Could also be due to the fact that the word “glutes” often autocorrects to “flutes”.

I got fluted so hard last night, it was the best experience of my life.

by Waterycute June 10, 2024

Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)

Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....

by musictoast October 16, 2019