hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.

This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute

by J-keiffa April 29, 2020

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo February 18, 2016

Snorkel-flute

The act of poking holes in one's snorkel.

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.

by Menderah October 16, 2008

Phillipino glass jungle flute

Philipino glass jungle flute

Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh

by Dracula's sackpipe January 09, 2024

Men Who Play Flutes

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass

See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes

by DaBoiDatMadeDisDefiniton September 22, 2020

Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.

At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.

by LazySGT May 14, 2025

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 08, 2017