Dookie Money

Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.

Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!

Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!

One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!

by AlbinoRhino&IBald August 25, 2013

dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

girl dookie

means a girl is bullshitting/full of shit/aint talking about nothing but shit .

Friend - “Girl I just got 50k from my ex! I’m outsideee.”

You - “Girl dookie ! You lying 😂😂😂.”

by 1lorkhloo August 1, 2023

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

dookie dibbler

A man who plays a lot of fortnite and never wipes them shit out of his asshole and let’s it get crusty. He is notorious for putting the shit on his fingers and smelling it, maybe even wiping the shut across the top of his mouth.

“Wow Diego you’re such a DOOKIE DIBBLER. You need to clean that shitty doodoo poopy dookie out of your ass”

by Doodoo poopy boy May 11, 2022

Dookie Bookie

you got 5-0’d on cod? You’re dookie bookie.

you’re mad 5-0 you’re dookie bookie

by TheHashSlingingShlasher January 28, 2023

Dooky Dance

The event of getting penetrated by a 7.62 caliber bullet in the abdominal region.

I caught an opp (Sir Cornelius the Third) slippin' on tha block and I made that nigga do the dooky dance after I whipped out the drac!

by bootyeatingbandit January 31, 2020