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A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024
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Landon

landon is one of the most caring and funniest people you could ever meet. landon is very quite but once he opens up to you he’s very loud. just kidding he’s super sweet and will listen to anything you have to say. he may argue with you sometimes and may even do things you would have never thought he would do but at the end of the day he always makes up with you and can laugh everything off. landon is the only people you will feel safe around. when he gives you a hug you never want to let go. he’s like a big giant who is like 10 times stronger then you actually thinks he is. landon is very loveable.
girl 1- that girl katie is always with that guy landon.

girls 2- yea i know landon is so cute!
by puddles/baxter 2116 June 10, 2022
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Landon

A person who has no brain and doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone and can’t get over his ex
by .ggGio December 10, 2024
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Landon

Landon is a psycho path. He is very good at drawing. He has a best friend named eli. Eli has some anger issues. He dose not like his aunt and wants to throw her in a dich.He also might own a chamber where people he kills go.
Eli fuck u Landon fo fuck ur self
by Ihatelandon March 5, 2020
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landon

landon is a commonly used phrase by the president of the moist community oftenly used to describe landon mckate
hey landon
by karma1989 November 13, 2023
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Landon

A hot and sexy magik main that’s great at everything and fucks the shit out of modessi on the daily with his 40 inch strap
Person #1: Landon is so sexy I wanna touch him
Person #2: he’s too busy pegging modessi
by fortniteyellowbattle December 15, 2024
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Landon gray call

You’re dating Landon gray call?
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!
by Ishouldonlylovemyself October 5, 2023
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