Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

by SlenderMarlin April 23, 2014

Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006

johnny depp

Amazing actor with gorgeous cheeckbones, deep dark eyes and incredible physique. A man that choses his movie roles because he finds them interesting, NEVER not ever for the money. Has a mysterious style that ANY woman *especially me would do ANYTHING in the world to witness.

gorgeous, sucessful actor, sexy

by Jennifer Lauren Depp <33 June 14, 2004

Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice

Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

Johnny Joestar

A person who enters steel ball run race to originally learn about Gyro's Steel Ball but ends up using Tusk Act 4 to shoot Infinite Rotation into the 23rd President of The United States, Funny Valentine.

Johnny Joestar. In this world, for me, you are the greatest challenge!! - Diego Brando.

by JOJOFAN12345 October 30, 2021

Johnny Knoxvilling

When you have a laugh that is funnier then what your laughing at. Such as Johnny Knoxville from jackass.

Person: Dude that was so funny (laughs weirdly)
Friend: Not as funny as your laugh. Your Johnny Knoxvilling

by YOU_FOOLS April 15, 2012