Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

Slippery Rubber Crunch

when you bite into a dildo thats all lubed up and ready to go, but bite too hard and make your way to its vibrating core.

dude in that hentai, this kawaii lolli pulled a slippery rubber crunch

oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag

by PhrogKillr December 9, 2014

chunky white crunch

Crystal methamphetamine more specifically crystal methamphetamine when smoked using e-meth

Thanks to e-Meth, now I don’t even need to leave the bar to get the sweet shabbu shabbu. Mama can smoke that chunky white crunch anywhere!

by Daddy poopsock October 1, 2021

captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.

Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

OR

I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?

by SavvyRedhead July 25, 2015

Horny Bubba Crunch

This is my favorite flavor of Bill Clinton ice cream.

YUM You Guys! Have some Horny Bubba Crunch!

by Crazy Ass October 25, 2004

Malarky Nuget Crunch

A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.

Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!

by lokijki January 26, 2008

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it

Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch

by Spicy Cabbage November 8, 2019