Snow Wrestling

When two people are wrestling, and the man is hit in a spot that makes him jizz, while they continue to wrestle

what were you and Dave doing last night?

oh we were snow wrestling. the cleanup sucked.

by NotSCT2016 November 04, 2021

Throat Wrestling

The act of a woman taking a man's penis into her mouth and down the throat.

Dude that chick at the party took me back to her place and engaged in some major throat wrestling with my dick!

by FUBAR2011 May 17, 2011

Starfish Wrestling

When two people attempt to rub buttholes together.

I walked in on them starfish wrestling.

by Dystopia poet January 03, 2022

Wrestling

A real sport

Soccer Player: Hah, wrestling is gay
Wrestler: Really?
Soccer Player: Yeah you grab sweaty men
Wrestler: (Suplexes soccer player)
Soccer Player: dies

by RugbyWrestling2006 January 16, 2020

wrestling

A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.

guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way

by mymathteachersaburden June 09, 2025

Wrestling

Wrestling is the art of throwing somebody who is trying to throw you.

Guy 1: What even is wrestling??
Guy 2: It’s trying to throw somebody who is trying to throw you.

by wrestlingmanaic November 27, 2021

Wrestling

Something my step brother and step sister do all the time!

I keep hearing my gay neighbors wrestling in the backyard, I should probaly join in

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 09, 2023