Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.

The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!

by DuckDB February 23, 2021

E-MAIL WRESTLING

When you run an AD on a SEX SITE and it never comes to FRUITION.

The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 4, 2021

Wrestling

A gay baby sport that gives guys an excuse to touch others guys in a ring until one falls on top of the other and allows them to call it straight. A way to be gay but pretend your straight

"Bro, you do wrestling? You're gay!"

by BigMan121212 April 7, 2021

Night wrestle

Slang term for sexual intercourse.

Barb. When we get home, me and you are going to night wrestle.

by Mykki April 17, 2021

Wrestling

Something my step brother and step sister do all the time!

I keep hearing my gay neighbors wrestling in the backyard, I should probaly join in

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 9, 2023

Arm wrestling

A sport where two people typically men try to prove who has the strongest arms. It is a way to settle arguments around who has the most testosterone and is the most powerful and dominant.

Bro he is the best arm wrestler at the lunch table that means he has the most testosterone and is the coolest and absolutely nothing beyond beating him at arm wrestling would change that.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Wrestle

Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'

Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 1, 2024