I Haunt Wizards

sex in a band form

Helen, the lead singer for i haunt wizards, is sex

by thewizards October 19, 2008

Off to see the wizard

Using drugs or other types of mind altering substances, usually marijuana.

Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.

dude#1--"I'm off to see the wizard, catch ya later dude"

dude#2--"seriously man, you suck!"

by Sebhatu December 1, 2010

Wizard's sleeve

A loose pussy

"I was fucking her wizard's sleeve, and I was thinking, damn, how many guys been here before?"

by MelissyAngel February 22, 2009

the grand wizard of the kkk

A real man.

John is the grand wizard of the kkk.

by JohnLikesGirls January 16, 2017

Purple Wizard Pwnage

Utterly owning someone in Super Smash Bros. Melee using the character Ganondorf. By using his Warlock Punch or Warlock Grab to defeat an opponent, you are entitled to scream, "OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?"

Me-::uses Warlock Punch, wins match::
Friend: Fuck!
Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?

by Sexy James April 7, 2004

magic wizard

when you give a girl anal and feel your about to blow your load hold on a little longer, pull it out and spit on her back then when she turns around she gets a facefall of jiz

im so pissed off with Max. last night, he gave me a magic wizard and had to clean spit off my back as well as jiz off my face

by rapmasterc December 15, 2006

Jizz Wizard

Another word for an asshole or dick

Caty is such a jizz wizard when she is a bitch to me.

by mlpeck April 24, 2009