crocodile mile

to shit on someones chest spread it, then run full speed and slide across the body like a slip n slide.

after fucking krista, i decided to give her a nice slippery crocodile mile. (see crocodile mile slip n slide toys).

by fred the baby killer April 23, 2006

mile a minute

The velocity of 60mph. Duh. hehe. An alternative expression to the aforementioned definition.

My Hamman-tuned BMW M5 can reach a mile a minute speed from zero in 4 seconds! ( I wish haha )

by kikkoman69 June 9, 2004

The Red Mile

A place in calgary where all the flames fans go to get drunk and take off their clothes for the hockey game in playoffs. No rules or laws matter when the red mile is in action, so you can be as offensive as you want!

Levi;"lets go to the red mile to pick up some skank, be rude and drunkly obscene"
David;"I'm gay"

by organdonar May 13, 2006

air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

by Jabo January 19, 2004

Dick mile

A unit of measurement. It is the number of dicks that have been in a woman's pussy,sucked or taken in the ass by a queer etc. that if they were laid end to end would stretch one mile. That is all the dick they have had is measured in dick miles.

She's got seven dick miles on her.

by The Fury 13 December 1, 2010

Golden Mile

A unit of distance used to measure an area that was driven while masturbating.

All car trips are better when you drive a golden mile.

by ddrobot March 12, 2011

Miles Davis

It's where you shit into a trumpet and then afterwords you blow it into your girls vagina after you vigorously fucked it while she's on her period.

Isaiah: Man I gave my girl a good ole Miles Davis last night.
Cade: What the fuck's wrong with you?!

by IsaiahCadeJack June 3, 2011