wide cunt

A Scottish (east coast) definition of someone acting hard but doesn't seem to be or acting wealthy whilst wearing fake brands.

Jimbo - "see that cunt over there giving it beans?"
Timmy - "ignore that wide cunt he's full o pish
Jimbo - "fuck it then"
Timmy - "aye fuck him"

by MyPilesAreSore August 11, 2024

Wide door

Fat or overweight person

Dude you need to lose weight, you’re a wide door.

by dempsey_4 May 21, 2024

Wide Angle

A curvaceous female with a small waste that tastefully pairs pleasantly wide hips.

This shape gives her the appearance that one is viewing her through a wide angled lens or aperture on a camera or iPhone.

“Yo this gym is wild”

*girl walks by*

“Yea bro… It stays packed with wide angles”

by Rileynaz February 13, 2024

Wide Receiver

Someone who likes to Receive it wide

Tom likes to Receive it wide, he is a Wide Receiver

by Myunclegarry February 25, 2024

double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.

Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Wide Body Kit

Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.

"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."

by Sugoma god August 3, 2022

wide acres open

An exaggeration of how open something is.

“His mouth is wide acres open.”

“The door was left wide acres open.”

by Brynwyth August 20, 2022