Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

by xWhoCaresxXdumb July 21, 2019

i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

by comfybat September 6, 2020

you wanna see something funny?

When you see someone comment on your post that you made on tiktok (particularly a namjoon or yoongi fan) and they say "you wanna see something funny?" that's when to ditch your phone and go to a different country or just change everything about you because you messed up once they say that.

*you make a video saying bts are flops*

a min later "you wanna see something funny?" *looks at their pfp and sees its namjoon stan*

CRAP-

by kazutoras wifey<3 October 22, 2022

I wanna eat yo dick

A famous lyric from cupcakKe's "Deepthroat".

"Lick lick lick lick lick (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick"

~cupcakKe

by TheRealUnkn0wn June 10, 2019

I do not wanna get peed on

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".

Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!

by Bloop6 December 31, 2021

I don’t wanna do this anymore

Song by xxxtentacion, one of the most coolest but saddest beats out there. Especially when you put it on 0.75 speed

Person 1: yo this beat from I don’t wanna do this anymore be hittin different

Xxxtentacion: yes

by Xxxtentacion fan yessir March 17, 2021

i just wanna talk to him

when you are going to punch or hurt someone

Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"

by Zachhyyy Whackeyy November 22, 2014