wax on, wack off

Another way to say masturbate

I’m gonna go back home so I can wax on, wack off

by ShuffleIsScary July 7, 2018

Okey-doke, Ju-wack, & Puck

Just a disgusting collection of roadkill and compost that you put on vegetation, usually cannabis, in order to boost its nutrients and allows it to grow faster and healthier.

The plants that I put the "Okey-doke, Ju-wack, & Puck" on has grown much faster then then others!

by Cat Blackbone March 21, 2022

Wax on, Wack off

When a guy gets hot molten wax (from a lit candle) dripped on his junk as a means of sexual stimulation. This is either done by himself or a partner. Alternatively, he can dip just the head of his dick in it, creating something like a wax helmet Especially entertaining is when the dude blows his load, literally popping the helmet off like a champagne cork.

Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO

by Canowoopass1970 August 26, 2022

Morning Wack

The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.

The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day

Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John

John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?

Looks over at the alarm clock

John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.

by The Wackster April 4, 2013

Thigh Wack

When one places their schlong against their thighs in such a way that moving back in forth leads to an orgasim.

Russ, I can't believe that you pulled off a thigh wack in math class. You really are an animal.

by James Libby August 10, 2006

[out of] wack

in sync. normal state.

Don't neglect taking vitamins on off days~It throws the whole week out of wack.

by booblies January 30, 2009

damn, shit, that is wack

The famous phrase from Not Another Teen Movie. Usually works best when three black people use the phrase and not white wannabees.

White Guy: "damn, shit, that is wack!"
Black Guy 1: "damn you're ugly."
Black Guy 2: "shit you're stupid."
Black Guy 3: "that was wack."

by Yosneaky March 10, 2008