Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.

- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...

by M.C.T. April 27, 2011

Free wood

When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.

Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.

I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.

I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.

by DiMiTrip February 28, 2021

Mr Wood

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

“Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

“Elegant even.”

by dilf_lover December 5, 2021

Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.

Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!

by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017

morgan wood

The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.

damn you looking like a Morgan wood

by boss9003 December 15, 2017

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018