weave whack

A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.

Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!

by BellaMLGPerez July 03, 2014

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS September 08, 2017

clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls

Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight

by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 24, 2022

Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

by 412Lobos September 04, 2021

Force Whack

When a person of power such as Harvey Weinstein or Louis C.K. forces women to watch them masterbate.

Can also be used as a surprise form of masterbation to unsuspecting victims.

First used on twitter by comedian Owen Benjamin on 11/9/2017 in reference to Louis C.K.

Harvey Weinstein force whacked into a potted plant in front of Lauren Sivan.

Or

Louis C.K. force whacked in front of Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov in a Colorado hotel room.

by Not an owen benjamin fan November 10, 2017