Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
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by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022
Get the western poopy dick mug.The argument that the liberal democratic West, while avoiding the crude brutality of 20th-century fascist/communist totalitarianism, has developed a more subtle, consumerist and bureaucratic form of total control. It pacifies populations with material comfort, entertainment, and the illusion of choice, while corporate and state power merge to create a managed society where radical change is rendered unthinkable. Dissent is absorbed as a market niche or therapized away.
*Example: "Western totalitarianism is watching a revolutionary punk anthem from the '80s used in a car commercial. It's political activism that starts with changing your profile picture and ends with buying a branded t-shirt. It's a society where the most rebellious thing you can imagine is choosing a different brand of smartphone, and even that choice is funneled through two monopolistic corporations. The cage is gilded, open, and you're busy customizing it."*
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
Get the Western Totalitarianism mug.The West's specific flavor of newspeak and doublethink: "humanitarian intervention" for war, "collateral damage" for dead civilians, "enhanced interrogation" for torture. It's the vast public relations-spin complex that maintains the gap between stated ideals (democracy, freedom) and operational reality (corporate lobbying, permanent surveillance, imperialism). The cognitive dissonance is managed by a constant stream of propaganda that celebrates the system while obscuring its mechanics.
Example: "Western Orwellianism was the press briefing on the drone strike: 'We engaged a high-value target in a kinetic action, with regrettable unintended effects on non-combatants.' Translation: we blew up a house and a family based on sketchy intel. The language turns war into a sterile video game and murder into a bureaucratic error, protecting the audience from the reality their taxes fund."
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
Get the Western Orwellianism mug.An institution focused on chronicling the immense, ongoing human and cultural cost of European and American colonial projects from the 15th century to modern neo-colonialism. Its scope encompasses genocide, slavery, famines engineered by resource extraction, cultural erasure, and the drawing of arbitrary borders causing perpetual conflict. It aims to center the narratives of the colonized, challenging the sanitized, "civilizing mission" history still prevalent in Western education.
Victims of Western Colonialism Memorial Foundation Example: This foundation's flagship project could be a global digital map of resource curses, showing how a village in the Congo devastated by coltan mining for smartphones, a neighborhood in Puerto Rico bankrupted by debt colonialism, and a community in the Niger Delta poisoned by oil spills are all linked as Victims of Western Colonialism across time and space.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
Get the Victims of Western Colonialism Memorial Foundation mug.A sister organization to the Colonialism foundation, with a sharper focus on 20th and 21st-century military, economic, and political domination by Western powers (primarily the US and its allies). It memorializes those killed in proxy wars, drone strikes, and coups; societies destabilized by structural adjustment programs; and democracies subverted by intelligence agencies to install puppet regimes friendly to Western corporate interests.
Victims of Western Imperialism Memorial Foundation Example: The foundation might publish an annual "Body Count" report, tallying casualties from interventions in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and Yemen, while also quantifying the Victims of Western Imperialism through metrics like lifelong refugees created, children malnourished due to sanctions, and democratically-elected leaders overthrown.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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