bench watching

You sit on a bench and watch your show

I was bench watching This Is Us

by Vinny111 October 04, 2018

Neighborhood Watch

Neighbors watching you, your house, your kids, your yard... Usually for the benefit of keeping away burglars or "bad guys" from the neighborhood. However in the Rockies can be used to keep neighbors safe from wildlife...

Neighborhood Watch"... phone call to neighbor ... "Hey neighbor, there is a bear on your Deck right now... don't go outside... My husband is throwing firecrackers at him.... Be careful.

by jnsland June 24, 2010

Binge Watching

When your life has no meaning so you watch a fuckload of tv or Netflix or Hulu. You normally watch a crazy amount in a depressingly short amount of time.

Person A: Hey wanna hookup with my friend tonight?
Person B: Na I'm gonna be busy binge watching H2O Just Add Water
Person A: Fucking loser

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

Chocolate Watch

A reference to anal fisting.

Coined by David Coulthard during his commentary of the F1 2013 Indian Grand Prix. (Lap 49)

Sounds like his engineers preparing him a chocolate watch for after the race for effort.

by IainInLondon October 27, 2013

gold watch

euphemism for the imaginary round scorch mark burned on your pants after a particularly hot fart

"I believe, sir, that you may be wearing a gold watch in your pants"

or

'That's a proper gold watch, you gent!'

by baboonzarse January 02, 2007

wrist watch

to put someone's hand in another person's ass up to were someone wears a wrist watch or a vernacular term for the sexuoerotic practice of inserting the hand in ones orafus

I gave sally a nice wrist watch after dipping my hand in crisco

by Dirty sanchez atm January 08, 2006

meat watch

The result when a penis is wrapped around a wrist in a watch like fashion.

Dylan showed that drunk bitch his meat watch when she asked what time is it.

by drrty murffy May 27, 2005