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Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...
Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
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vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )
My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!
by They are my balls June 7, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is too big for Daly sex, but is very pleasurable from time to time.
Few your dick is huge, that is what you call a vacation dick.
by Dickamos June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.
"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."
by NerdKilla June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

As opposed to "boyfriend dick" this dick is larger than the boyfriend dick.
Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?

Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.
by DickDefiner May 31, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is too big to receive on a daily basis; one that's only for special occasions, like when you are on vacation
Girl 1: I hooked up with Todd last night...
Girl 2: Really? Would you do it again?
Girl 1: Hell naw! He is too big, I need some time to recuperate. Save that boy and his vacation dick for special occasions.
by Ensalada June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

Person 1: I took on that vacation dick

Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday
by letitgogh June 16, 2016
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