despite what many people think Twitter is actually really fun. you normally go through 3 stages:
Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"
twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.
Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"
twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.
twitter used to be for lameasses who couldnt get a facebook. now its a great site where you can laugh your head off and get great celeb info.
kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter
kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter
by MissEducatedAuthor February 3, 2012
Get the twittermug. Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.
Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
by MagicalDeulofeu September 4, 2016
Get the football twittermug. (1) A platonic friend, usually female, with an inspiring online personality; (2) a woman able to disseminate useful information to peers, students, and co-workers via social networks; (3) a person responsible for tweets which improve workflows, aesthetics, and skills among their followers; (4) an instructor at Twitterversity.
(1) Geesh I feel so lucky to have dissevered a small cadre of invaluable Twitter Muses, they have so improved my art I don't know where I would be without them; (2) My Twitter Muses have make me nervous -- I am so worried about disappointing them! (3) She just edited that film's Art of book, you better believe she's a Twitter Muse.
by The Friendliest Helper Ever February 20, 2012
Get the Twitter Musemug. A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.
by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009
Get the Twitter Douchemug. When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.
Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.
Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.
by jackfelldown January 22, 2011
Get the Twitter Creepingmug. A bunch of pedantic & self-righteous users on Twitter who post a bevy of red herrings, half-truths and outright lies about ANYONE that God forbid have practical views that don't align with their socialist agenda.
The name "rose twitter" is a colloquial term in reference to the rose emoji next to their username.
The name "rose twitter" is a colloquial term in reference to the rose emoji next to their username.
Rose Twitter is still mad that Bernie Sanders lost the primary, so they threw a tantrum by not voting.
by Soul_Driver January 1, 2021
Get the Rose Twittermug. There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.
My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011
Get the Twitter Laymug.