tit for twat

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

Incompe-twat

Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.

When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.

by AmPm May 2, 2009

twat muck

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.

Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck

by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009

Twat Muncher

A person who munches on ones vagina.

Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"

by 4011446 April 17, 2009

twat snuffler

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"

by G. Edward September 14, 2008

Uber twat

Someone who is a SUPER twat basically.

Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?

Guy 2: What!?

Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!

Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat

by Ladiishox October 25, 2009

twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.

He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}

by LaQuifa December 2, 2014