Slurping Turtle

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

by Das Kabong December 16, 2011

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If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

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Onion Turtle

A first generation starter Pokémon commonly known by "bulbasaur"

Yo check out the cp on my onion turtle

by JerkinGomer August 1, 2016

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Turtlet

A baby turtle, usually pretty small and cute

Hey look at that Turtlet!!!!
A what?
A baby turtle.

by Eric is Banana Man August 27, 2009

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Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.

Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?

by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009

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Southie Turtle

a defensive action taken by a combatant who is being kicked and beaten by a gang of hoodlums, a crawling fetal position, crawling on your knees and elbows with tucked head being protected by arms and hands. Named after the neighborhood of South Boston (Southie), MA, whose youth gangs were known for being street toughs and trouble makers. In street fights, they would set upon their foes in numbers, booting & stomping them as they tried to crawl to safety.

Outnumbered five to one as soon as the fight broke out, Hubert covered up in a Southie Turtle to minimize damage to his face and private areas.

by White_Boy_Awesome September 13, 2010

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