turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006

turkish royale

a mixed drink composed of coffee liquor, bourbon, and almond milk.
Proportions and whatever you damn well please.

A: dang son, what is that fancy glass o'drink?
B: that'd be a Turkish Royale
A: commits hari-kari in shame

by zignut January 1, 2012

turkish lumberyard

The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.

The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

Turkish Julie

A specific type of hardcore sexual activity common in Turkish culture.

Ahhh man!! I can't believe that Ryan got a Turkish Julie last night! What a lad!

by willywanka99 August 7, 2016

turkish bitch

An L giving piece of shit from Bosnia. Also roasts women named Elizabeth for their abnormally large noses.

Have you seen that Turkish bitch Dejan.

by Deion the l giver December 5, 2016

Turkish Massage

A particularly intricately prepared masturbation session. Can be with any number of people.

"Did you hear that jessica gave marshal a turkish massage?"
"Yea, he said she lit candles and put on tricky in her loft."

by Beckandra September 11, 2019

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016