Traffic Cone

A girl named Leticia that wears orange and white

Shut up traffic Cone

by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

Roadrunner Traffic

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.

I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!

by Frank Symptoms January 30, 2024

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

traffic hot

When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up.

"Damn, trish is traffic hot!"
"What do you mean Ryan"
"Well chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."

by CraftyPrattle December 10, 2013

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.

“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic

by aidanfrd September 30, 2024