One of the Original 6 teams in the NHL. The Toronto Maple Leafs have lots of fans despite the fact that the leafs havent won the cup since like 1967 or something and probably won't win the cup again until around 2067 because when it all comes down to --Skills-- they aint got em. Theyre players are to old they get bodychecked once and collapse or they are small pansies and get thrown around like a --PersonalRagdolls-- to Zdeno Chara or anyone from the sens
The Toronto Maple Leafs don't have many skills and when they start to lose they attack the opposing teams bench or sucker punch someone because they're jealous that person can score.
by Dylan K February 2, 2006
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Unknownz , KBT (killah brown thugz), BLS (Brave Lankan Soldiers) and BMz(Brown Movementz). They have a high reputation and police are on the look out for them. They are belived to be now the most dangerous gangs standing at youth age. They will not hesitate to start a fight and stab.
Unknownz , KBT (killah brown thugz), BLS (Brave Lankan Soldiers) and BMz(Brown Movementz). They have a high reputation and police are on the look out for them. They are belived to be now the most dangerous gangs standing at youth age. They will not hesitate to start a fight and stab.
by stopthecrime May 23, 2010
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A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
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by K.C. the Killer Clown October 31, 2019
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A Westerner to another Westerner: Why can't you get a good blowjob in Toronto?
Westerner responding: Because all those cocksuckers are out here!
Westerner responding: Because all those cocksuckers are out here!
by VancouverUbberAlles May 14, 2005
Get the Toronto mug.The University of Toronto (U of T) is a large research oriented school located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
U of T prides itself on being the most academically intensive school in the country and, generally speaking, they are correct. Unfortunately, everything else about the university sucks.
Despite what U of T students and faculty may tell you, it is NOT the "Harvard of the North," that distinction goes to Mcgill. (sorry Queen's)
The admissions averages are lower than that of "easier" schools such as UWO, Queen's, and Mcgill because no one wants to go there. There is no student community, and no social scene. The student body is VERY unattractive, and most are virgins when they graduate.
Speaking of graduates, the ones U of T produces are pathetic: they have zero real world skills, and despite their "VASTLY SUPERIOR EDUCATION!!!!!," are unable to find jobs; that is until some enterprising Waterloo alum realizes that U of T graduates make excellent code monkeys if kept locked in a back room and fed a steady diet of study drugs and U of T alumni newsletters.
If you want to become a businessman, go to Western. If you want to become a doctor, go to Mcgill. If you want to become a lawyer, go to Queen's. If you want to become an insecure, friendless, virgin loser, who will forever cling to the security blanket known as "prestige," go to the University of Toronto; if that's your goal, there truly is no better school anywhere in Canada or the world.
U of T prides itself on being the most academically intensive school in the country and, generally speaking, they are correct. Unfortunately, everything else about the university sucks.
Despite what U of T students and faculty may tell you, it is NOT the "Harvard of the North," that distinction goes to Mcgill. (sorry Queen's)
The admissions averages are lower than that of "easier" schools such as UWO, Queen's, and Mcgill because no one wants to go there. There is no student community, and no social scene. The student body is VERY unattractive, and most are virgins when they graduate.
Speaking of graduates, the ones U of T produces are pathetic: they have zero real world skills, and despite their "VASTLY SUPERIOR EDUCATION!!!!!," are unable to find jobs; that is until some enterprising Waterloo alum realizes that U of T graduates make excellent code monkeys if kept locked in a back room and fed a steady diet of study drugs and U of T alumni newsletters.
If you want to become a businessman, go to Western. If you want to become a doctor, go to Mcgill. If you want to become a lawyer, go to Queen's. If you want to become an insecure, friendless, virgin loser, who will forever cling to the security blanket known as "prestige," go to the University of Toronto; if that's your goal, there truly is no better school anywhere in Canada or the world.
Western grad: I went to UWO. I slept with 25 new women each year, I played on the football team, I partied my ass off, and now I make 125k a year as a investment banker.
Queen's grad: I went to Queen's. I killed it in undergrad and I met my wife in law school. Together we started our own law firm and are now happily married with 2 kids and a black lab.
Mcgill grad: I went to Mcgill. During school I tore up the nightclubs in Montreal, the coolest city in Canada and one of the best in the world. I graduated summa cum laude, went to medical school, and now I save lives for a living.
University of Toronto grad: Yeah well I went to U of T, the BEST school in the country. During school I stayed home every weekend, studied my ass off, and still graduated with a 2.7 GPA. I met no girls, went to no parties, and couldn't get into graduate school. Today I'm a personal accountant for a Banker, a Lawyer, and a Doctor.
Queen's grad: I went to Queen's. I killed it in undergrad and I met my wife in law school. Together we started our own law firm and are now happily married with 2 kids and a black lab.
Mcgill grad: I went to Mcgill. During school I tore up the nightclubs in Montreal, the coolest city in Canada and one of the best in the world. I graduated summa cum laude, went to medical school, and now I save lives for a living.
University of Toronto grad: Yeah well I went to U of T, the BEST school in the country. During school I stayed home every weekend, studied my ass off, and still graduated with a 2.7 GPA. I met no girls, went to no parties, and couldn't get into graduate school. Today I'm a personal accountant for a Banker, a Lawyer, and a Doctor.
by TerribleTom August 9, 2010
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only a 2% acceptance rate, most girls there are well educated and only get into the top universities.
st. Clements is also known to hold the highest average in ap classes. girls there are mostly Asian but all are pretty hot ngl.
only a 2% acceptance rate, most girls there are well educated and only get into the top universities.
st. Clements is also known to hold the highest average in ap classes. girls there are mostly Asian but all are pretty hot ngl.
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