Jan Tore

Jan Tore is the gamer off all time. or the most manish dude in the world

jan tore the player

by proyuoilod November 17, 2021

The Torah Explorer

When you go on an adventure with a Jewish girl to find gold and diamonds to sell at high prices the general population. If you find jewels the Jewish girl will give you oral sex and if you don't, you will have to recite prayers from the Torah for 12 hours.

Guy 1: you wanna play basketball tomorrow?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.

by DIENUM May 12, 2024

Horvogna hass Tore

An epic 68’ Volvo 144 with a B20 engine and an Alpine Touch sticker on the rear window. There was and Roadsound cassettedeck that’s would play the shit out of Hanne Boels don’t know much about love and salt n peppas Shup. Many young maids lost their bubble to its trail. When the black Vo with the chopped springs and tinted windows pulled up you knew you would get fucked. It was customary that the designated driver would step aside after Krifast bommen and let the drunkest drive from there.

The owner had a fetish for plus size women with big tits.

Thats a cool car, that must be Horvogna hass Tore

by svinaktig June 27, 2021