tool

a man after you marry him =)

The man I married is a tool!

by myemptyspirit September 20, 2009

Tool

1.(n) A Term often associated with words such as "jerk" or "dickweed" or the phrases that are as follows 2. (n) Nick Coots/ Cooter; "Your Such a Cooter!" 3.(n) Carson;"Don't Be a Carson."

Tool Nick Carson

by Karolleeelll July 24, 2009

Tool

A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.

Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.

by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010

tool

A device used to smoke marijuana.

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"

by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008

tool

one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)

Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.

by ZooCrew November 7, 2010

tool

A guy who shops at J Crew.

Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.

by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008

tool

stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!

phil is a fucking tool

by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007