tool

A device used to smoke marijuana.

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"

by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008

tool

Something used to fix things.
Something that makes things easier.
Something that is also used to break things.

I was hoping that tool would aid me in the repair.
I was hoping that tool would make my life easier.
That wrecking ball is a huge tool and will destroy everything in it's path.
Be careful which tool you choose, the ones made of tin (der) are usually pieces of shit who have similar qualities of a fuckboy, sewage, garbage, drool, feces, sludge, quicksand, volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, monsoons and tidal waves.

by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015

Tool

1.(n) A Term often associated with words such as "jerk" or "dickweed" or the phrases that are as follows 2. (n) Nick Coots/ Cooter; "Your Such a Cooter!" 3.(n) Carson;"Don't Be a Carson."

Tool Nick Carson

by Karolleeelll July 24, 2009

Tool

A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.

Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.

by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010

Tool

a person with the mental capacity of a screwdriver or other handheld tool. This person is usually not aware of the fact the he or she is being used.(Not to be confused with Atul, which is an actual name)

Jayesh is a tool.

John Smith: Go make me a sandwich???
Jayesh: ok, white or whole grain???

by Mr.Bojangles224 May 5, 2009

tool

A guy who shops at J Crew.

Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.

by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008

tool

stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!

phil is a fucking tool

by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007