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beans on toast

adj. describes something that it is really good, not completely spectacular perhaps, but definitely worth praising. If it's extra special, 'beans on toast with cheese on top' is also appropriate.

As an aside, I'd like to take issue with 'anonymous' who has also posted a definition of 'beans on toast'.

Firstly, is this website a recipe board of some sort? Don't the definitions have to have an alternative or slang meaning? Will we be seeing 'cheeseburger, a beef patty between two halves of a sesame seed bun' on here next?

Secondly, not even the British consider beans on toast a delicacy. It's a quick and easy snack, that's all.

Thirdly, 'why do you need the toast?' Why not have toast? Do you only ever eat one food group at a time? Are you saying you'd eat spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti? Or is this some sort of Atkins diet concern you have?

Aaaand relax...
"Did you see the new series of Spaced?"

"Yeah, that programme is beans on toast."

"...with cheese on top."
by juba73 January 16, 2005
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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008
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Shit on Toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression used to describe nothing or nothing desirable. Similar to jack shit or if there was indeed a culinary dish with shit or faeces on warm breed it would be considered undesirable by most.
Jack: "What is for dinner love?".
Jill: "Shit on toast!"
by Lucasheights February 11, 2009
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toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003
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Toadsauce

An alternate way to say "Totally Awesome" or "Totes Awes" (in abbreviated form)
This word was formed in Duluth, MN. Perkins. 1:38am.

Linda: That'd be totally awesome
Alicia: YOU'RE totes awes!
Linda: ...Did you just say toadsauce?

Uses: Toadsauce can be used in place of any word.
Examples:

In it's original context: "Wanna go to the mall? Yeah, that'd be toadsauce!" , "You're the toadsauciest person I know"
As an object/substance: "Oop, you gotta little toadsauce on your cheek, dude" , "Don't step in the toadsauce"
In love: "I am mad toadsaucin' for you"
In anger: "You're a toadsauce! NO, YOU'RE A TOADSAUCE, ASSBAG!"
by HeartSleeves May 29, 2009
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Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.
Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course
by Yeetix February 11, 2020
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You're toast, [eh]!

A phrase used by Canadians to indicate that the person being addressed is in deep trouble. Usually (but not always) it is the person uttering the phrase who is offering trouble to the one being addressed.
1) Joe: "Hey, I broke your favourite autographed hockey stick; sorry..."
Wayne: "Oh, you're toast, eh!"

2) Wayne (at the bar): "Damn, is it 3am already? I promised my wife I'd be back by 11!"
Joe: "Oh, you're toast!"
by Jane Canadian May 16, 2006
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