fly to the moon

An excuse, given for lack of a REAL excuse, normally used after ditching your friends at the last second.
See pull a nik.

(over the phone)
Guy 1: "Dude, where the hell are you? Are you coming over yet or what?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I can't make it today."
Guy 1: "What?! Why the hell not?"
Guy 2: "I gotta fly to the moon."
Guy 1: "You suck, man."

by Makenshi February 27, 2006

Moon pidgeon

Shorty that just come through after the moon out but she will come with savageness when she does

Bitch came through like a moon Pidgeon

by Gonz989 April 14, 2017

Moon-Truther

A Moon-Truther is someone who believes that the moon itself is fake.

1 in 5 people don’t believe in the moon. Nicknamed “Moon-Truthers”, these skeptics insist that the Moon is merely a holographic projection.

by KyBer Leger July 30, 2020

crank to the moon

to tighten a drumhead very very tight.

Dude, I just cranked that snare to the moon and now it sounds amazing!

by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005

Moon Pussy

A girl who is so attractive, that she is almost unattainable. Few men have and ever will successfully complete the long treacherous journey of stepping foot on that mysterious pussy and marking that territory.

Guy 1: "Dude have you seen that chick Jessica!?!?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's so sexy, she's moon pussy"

by Your friendly neighborhood dog December 10, 2015

moon tag

The act of pulling one's pants down unexpectedly and moving dangerously close to an unsuspecting person while yelling "moon tag!!!" Good for breaking awkward silences. Can also be played in a swimming pool.

Julie: So... yeah...
pause
Sam pulling down pants: MOON TAG!!!
Julie: Ah!!!

by wild oranges November 19, 2007

Stimulant moon

Stimulant moons - a new street name for the recreational party drug and stimulant ecstasy, MDMA, pills, e's, eve or jellies etc.

(it's a stimulant and shaped circularly like a moon)

" haha m8 why the fuck is dazza actin like a happy hyper fuck?"
"omg ur mashed ta fuck u cunt, ur forgetin hes bin doin stimulant moons innit twat."
" ahahaha dazza u fuckin nutjob m8."
"foookinnn waaaaaaaaa diked, fookin pills, stimulant moons innit unes.

by shitend June 17, 2007