Diarrhea of the mouth

Running your mouth to your boss about stuff your friends tell you. Having to tell all secrets

Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone. He had diarrhea of the mouth.

by Biglove2 November 25, 2020

Brain Diarrhea

A severely worse version of a brain fart. When you do or say something extremely stupid or forget something everyone and their mother knows.

Dude, when I was taking that test, I had a really bad brain diarrhea.

by Commander Jacob August 27, 2017

diarrhea on the page

The bullshit type of paper you write for college when you don't feel like researching and to just fulfill the necessary page requirements

Tim: "Don't you have a paper due in like 3 hours?"

Greg: "Yeah, I figure if i just diarrhea on the page I'll at least get a C."

by Gophair September 25, 2008

retard diarrhea

After a verry long time period of having retard constipation you explode and say/do retarded things uncontrollably.

That class was so long, I had to sit there quietly afterwords I got really bad retard diarrhea .

by NatalieWine August 02, 2007

explosive diarrhea

when u shit so hard u ripp your ass hole

by bob May 02, 2003

super diarrhea

Worse than diarrhea, but considerably more desirable that Satanic diarrhea. Usually caused by eating too much pie while fapping nonstop to furfag or Emo porn for 3 days straight.

what's that smell??? OH well, never mind...fap fap fap...oh no...super diarrhea!...oh well...fap fap fap...

by Kronen V May 06, 2010

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

by Sexydimma October 05, 2020