the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.
i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007
Get the uniting churchmug. by Loud&Local December 25, 2016
Get the church tagmug. by s_c_t June 6, 2017
Get the church wafermug. the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
Get the church of beermug. Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.
"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."
"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021
Get the Technodeist Churchmug. Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.
Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.
by anteater97 July 26, 2009
Get the Church Rabbitmug. by Tman27 April 13, 2019
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