A measurement of existence that would baffle Galileo Galilei. One warps into this time frame, too late to turn back. The turn of events cannot be recreated the same way twice. Involved is a Barry, not just the common Barry, found under the hood of a vehicle making it better. Easily spotted: shirtless or wearing a neon safety vest, muddy cowboy boots, grease covered, a googly eyed floozy popping out from the shadows. They love when he tips his hat and gives a Southern wink of his eye. He says, "Stay right there, I'll right back", and some wait days, afraid to go piss in fear of missing his return. On Barry Time, what takes an hour, with a quick blink and a tilted "What the fuck just happened" expression on one's face and Poof! two days have flown by! "What were we thinking" moments and "How did we survive that" memories guaranteed. Consider bringing: beverage, popcorn, tools, portable chargers, and a pocket knife (or three). Cancel your agenda for the days after to recover from WTF Whiplash and to ease your muscles from pushing a vehicle at some point or climbing in, on, over, or under a vehicle. Side effects in back to back occurrences are not yet studied, but as a first hand survivor I suggest spacing them out. To avoid reoccurrence, watch for an onset of feelings like being untouchable, invincible, or overly excited like a juvenile delinquent. Not just women, men too are subject to his Texas smile and silver tongue. The White Rabbit ain't got shit on Barry.
Floozy #1: Have you seen Barry?
Floozy#2: He should be right back, he left three days ago.
Floozy #1: So you're saying there's a chance!? I'll wait right here with you!
Barry Time Survivor #1: Look at them sack chasers over there ha ha, they're on Barry Time now.
Barry Time Survivor #2: Ha ha I know right, let's go to Winstar. They'll be okay till we get back.
Barry Time Survivor #1: Yup, and hey! Maybe they'll have the yard cleaned up by then too!
Floozy#2: He should be right back, he left three days ago.
Floozy #1: So you're saying there's a chance!? I'll wait right here with you!
Barry Time Survivor #1: Look at them sack chasers over there ha ha, they're on Barry Time now.
Barry Time Survivor #2: Ha ha I know right, let's go to Winstar. They'll be okay till we get back.
Barry Time Survivor #1: Yup, and hey! Maybe they'll have the yard cleaned up by then too!
by SinisterStorm September 09, 2019
A verb meaning to spend time with Anne over everything, disregarding all else that is on this earth, just for Anne
by ISOGODMINGER October 11, 2019
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by Haveyouseenthegreencat? February 24, 2022
When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...
"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away
ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away
ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
by AwwSheeet June 24, 2010
Time spent at work doing absolutely nothing work related, to make up for the furlough day the company gave you to save money due to poor financial management.
Bob: Jim, you've been goofing off all day, what gives?"
Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."
Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."
by @theosus January 22, 2009
by Timenhosen von bausen February 04, 2010